-Have you ever been used as a rotisserie by two members of Guns N’ Roses?

-I have no idea what that means, but I’m enjoying trying to picture it.

-It would’ve been more too, but Axl couldn’t get it up.

-Why on Earth did you leave it behind?

-Because I decided to try something even wilder.

-Freebasing?

-Family. Husband, kids. That’s the real high wire act, but with the best high you could ask for.

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