-Have you ever been used as a rotisserie by two members of Guns N’ Roses?
-I have no idea what that means, but I’m enjoying trying to picture it.
-It would’ve been more too, but Axl couldn’t get it up.
-Why on Earth did you leave it behind?
-Because I decided to try something even wilder.
-Family. Husband, kids. That’s the real high wire act, but with the best high you could ask for.